Description
For the smartass who’s never met an opinion they didn’t want to broadcast at full volume, this one’s a love letter from the Constitution itself. It’s snarkier than your ex’s “u up?” text and twice as confident. Wear it to the protest, the open mic, the comment section made flesh, or anywhere someone needs reminding exactly which amendment lets you run your beautiful mouth.
Not Just a Pretty Shirt:
All that attitude, wrapped in a fabric softer than your best comeback. It feels like a hug from a really hot stranger who agrees with everything you say. 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors carry a poly blend), lightweight, breathable, and sustainably made by a Platinum WRAP-certified, Fair Labor Association manufacturer. Founding-father-approved comfort, probably.
The First Amendment did its part — now do yours and add this to your cart. Free speech is free; the shirt, regrettably, is not. Go on.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable)
– Retail fit with crew neckline for a neat, versatile look
– Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
– DTF/DTG printed designs for crisp, vibrant sleeve and label graphics; tear-away label to reduce irritation
– Sustainably produced blanks (Fair Labor Association/WRAP certifications) and REACH certified
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
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