Description
Well, at least you’re honest about it. This one’s for the beautiful degenerate who showed up to the group chat, the party, and the entire internet with exactly one item on her agenda and zero interest in pretending otherwise. Hot pink bubble letters, a wink that’s doing an obscene amount of heavy lifting, and a confession loud enough to read from the next barstool over. Wear it to the bachelorette, the dive bar, the concert, and past every person who’s about to pull out their phone and text a friend about you.
Not just a pretty hat.
This isn’t the limp promotional cap collecting dust in your trunk. Structured 5-panel high-profile build with a seamless foam front, so those chunky letters stay flat, bold, and impossible to misread — which is very much the point of this particular hat. The 100% polyester front and breathable mesh back keep you cool while you commit to the bit, and the thick laminated fabric with a lined front panel keeps that pink screaming instead of fading into a polite pastel. Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching and a matching undervisor, plus an adjustable plastic snap for a one-size-fits-most fit — because this hat is getting passed around at some point tonight and we both know it.
Product features
– Structured 5-panel high-profile design with seamless foam front
– 100% polyester front and mesh back for durability and breathability
– Pre-curved visor with 8 rows of stitching and matching undervisor
– Adjustable plastic snap for one-size-fits-most fit
– Thick laminated fabric with lined front panel and matching sweatband
Care instructions
– Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It’s not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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