Description
Godless Heathen. Old English script, zero apologies, said with the confidence of someone who stopped explaining herself years ago. This is the shirt for the person who skips church, questions everything, and has made peace with wherever she’s headed. Wear it to the bar, the family gathering nobody invited you to willingly, or just to watch relatives squirm.
Also not just a great punchline — it’s 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (poly blend for heather colors), soft, breathable, and made by a Platinum WRAP-certified, Fair Labor manufacturer. Feels like a hug from a really hot stranger, blessing optional.
Add it to cart. Heathen and proud, since forever.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand-feel
– Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or wear solo
– Durable construction: side seams, ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
– Print methods ensure crisp, detailed graphics (DTF/DTG depending on provider)
– Tear-away label, REACH certified and ethically manufactured (Fair Labor standards)
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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