Description
Your toddler has never once used an inside voice, considers naps a personal insult, and has bitten at least one sibling “for science.” This punk grunge tee is the honest warning label your tiny tornado deserves, perfect for daycare drop-off, the grocery store meltdown, or family photos where nobody is pretending anymore. Matching parent shirt sold separately, because the apple did not fall far from the chaos tree.
Soft, lightweight, and comfy enough to survive juice spills, sandbox crimes, and whatever that sticky thing is. It’s tougher than your kid’s opinion on vegetables and gentler than you are at 6 a.m.
Grab it now, before they figure out how to unlock your phone and order something worse.
Product features
– 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for solid colors (heather blends vary)
– Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for comfortable all-day wear
– Ribbed knit collar with seam to retain shape
– Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and durability
– Classic fit that runs true to size
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry clean
Reviews
There are no reviews yet.