T-Shirt — “Show me the candy first, then I’ll get in the van. I’m not stupid.” Funny Halloween Tee

Description

A soft, lightweight tee with a dry sense of humor. This crew-neck shirt wears like a favorite—breathable Airlume combed cotton, neat retail fit, and a ribbed collar that keeps its shape. The front print delivers a punchy, witty line in clean type on a warm, autumnal rust base. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone as a casual statement piece for laid-back days, neighborhood walks, or coffee runs where sarcasm belongs on your sleeve (or chest). Ethically produced and REACH certified, it feels thoughtful as well as comfortable.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
– Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
– Side seams and shoulder tape for structural support and lasting fit
– Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified and ethically manufactured
– Durable, crisp front printing with providers using DTF/DTG methods for vivid, detailed text

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean