Description
Here’s your gentle reminder: the goldfish has a ten-second memory and is, statistically, the happiest little creature alive — coincidence? Absolutely not. This clean minimalist number is for the recovering overthinker who’s finally learning to shake off the bad play, the awkward text, and the thing she said in 2014 that still haunts her at 3 a.m. Wear it to therapy, to the gym, to the group chat that needs to drop it already — anywhere you want to radiate unbothered, short-memory serenity.
Not Just a Pretty Shirt
But letting go feels even better when you’re comfy — and this tee brings the calm and the quality. It’s spun from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors sneak in a little polyester, because science), so it feels like a hug from a really hot stranger who’s never once held a grudge. Lightweight, breathable, and buttery-soft, it’s sustainably made by a Platinum WRAP-certified, Fair Labor Association manufacturer — so you can release your baggage and feel good about your carbon footprint. Zen icon.
We’re just sitting here judging you softly while you overthink this purchase, you legend — which is, ironically, the opposite of being a goldfish. Ten-second memory, remember? Add it to cart, forget you hesitated, and move on with your gloriously unbothered life.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable, soft feel
– Ribbed knit collar with seam, shoulder tape and side seams for shape retention
– Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation and printed neck label options
– DTF/DTG printed designs and sleeves for crisp, vibrant graphics
– REACH certified; sourced blanks from Honduras; ethically manufactured
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
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