Description
Festive… but make it unhinged. This one’s for the badass whose “holiday season” starts the second the calendar flips to October and doesn’t end until the last pumpkin rots on the porch. You hijacked a wholesome Christmas carol and dunked it in fake blood, and honestly? We’ve never been prouder of you. Wear it to the horror-movie marathon, the Halloween party where you refuse to do a “cute” costume, or the grocery store in July just to unsettle a stranger — slasher season is a lifestyle, not a month.
Not Just a Pretty Shirt
But even a certified spooky menace deserves to be comfy — and this tee brings the horror and the softness. It’s spun from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors sneak in a little polyester, because science), so it feels like a hug from a really hot stranger who’s definitely holding a knife behind his back. Lightweight, breathable, and dangerously soft, it’s sustainably made by a Platinum WRAP-certified, Fair Labor Association manufacturer — so you can look like a final-girl villain while actually being one of the good ones.
Hesitation is exactly how people end up in the sequel’s body count. Add it to cart before this drop meets an untimely end. The scares won’t schedule themselves.
Product features
– 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable softness
– Side seams and ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention and a neat crew neckline
– Shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and garment stability
– DTF/DTG printing options ensure crisp, detailed front and sleeve artwork
– REACH certified; Bella+Canvas ethical manufacturing and internationally sourced blanks
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean
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