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Don’t miss out, you filthy animal! We drop new designs like caffeinated gremlins, and the best ones vanish fast. Subscribe for first dibs, sneak peeks, and exclusive discounts — plus a sweet 15% off code the second you sign up. Go on, your future favorite tee is waiting.
Sassy AF Designs, Just for You
Check out our latest and greatest. These tees are packed with more attitude than a cat who’s been woken up from its nap.
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Resting Witch Face — Gothic Witchy T-Shirt
Price range: $18.50 through $22.38 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Built From Spite & Glitter — Funny Sassy Tee
Price range: $21.99 through $24.51 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
In My Villain Era — Funny Sassy T-Shirt
Price range: $21.99 through $24.51 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Recovering People-Pleaser — Tattoo Flash Sassy Tee
Price range: $18.50 through $29.78 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Gothic Glam Tee — Dark Doll Goth Aesthetic Shirt
Price range: $21.99 through $24.51 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Feral F*cking Menace — Punk Grunge T-Shirt
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Feminism Is My Second Favorite F-Word — Feminist Tee
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Godless Heathen Tee — Gothic Script Halloween Shirt
Price range: $21.99 through $24.51 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Sassy F*cking Valkyrie — Norse Mythology Graphic Tee
Price range: $20.05 through $24.51 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
I Taught Your Girlfriend That Thing She Likes T-Shirt
Price range: $21.99 through $29.32 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Boo, Bitches! It’s Always Halloween!
Not Just a Pretty Shirt
No Sweatshops, Only Sass
Wear our shirts without feeling like a total jerk. All production is done in a humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
Like a Hug from a Really Hot Stranger
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, baby. Easy to layer, breathable. (Some color choices are cotton/polyester blends.See product descriptions for details)
Color Choices Galore
More shades than your snarky aunt’s commentary at family dinners.
Real Talk from Real Badasses
